1. "In Order To Save The Whales, We Must Breed With Them". "Generic Candy Corn Will Give You AIDS". "Yahoo Launches Soul-Search Engine".
2. Satire is the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
3. Think of another example of a satirical publication or movie.
4. Make up a satirical headline for something around Killian.